Punjab bans riding Royal Enfield.

Amidst growing support for the pro-nationalistic theme in India, the Punjab C.M Capt. Amarinder has banned riding the Royal Enfield(RE) bikes a.k.a 'Bult' in the state. The decision came after Arnab Goswami exposed (continues to do so as I write this article) several of Congress's and it's allies' leaders on his allegedly jingoistic channel.
The last time any indigenous automobile company faced such ban was when SC banned the diesel vehicles above 2000cc.

There have been anticipations in the media that the move has been inspired to hide Mr. Shashi Tharoor, who has been on the run since the #SunandaMurderTape went viral. Apparently, by the looks of the medical records of the Congress leader it seems he is wary of loud sound. Exactly the reason he doesn't like Arnab Goswami and loves Dr. Manmohan Singh in the first place.
Bult or Bullet as you may like to call it, is characterized by the deafening sound of its silencer (wondering how the word 'silencer' works) and probably the reason for the ban.

Since the time B.J.P has come into power in the Centre, a lot of indigenous and pro-nationalistic manufacturers were witnessing colossal demand for their products. Patanjali in FMCG, Tata and RE in the Automobile sector, Jio in Telecommunication, B.J.P in Politics etc. An executive of RE said they saw a surge of 200% in demand since June, 2014. To curb this increasing popularity of B.J.P spread emotions, the Punjab government decided to enact the ban immediately. However, it is clear that the ban is nothing but a facade to keep Shashi Tharoor out of harm's way.

On reaching Mr. Navjot Singh Siddhu, a minister in the state government, he told us that the ban was a measure to crack down the drug traffickers. They do not use any codes or signs to confirm their customer of their presence, just the sound of the bult.
"There always is casualties in the war. We have started a war on drugs and we will win it at all costs.", he said.

Well sir, your ban has nothing to do with drugs as Bhagwant Mann is high on drugs all the time. Meanwhile, the "Bult Diwane Jatt Boys" a club of guys who are fan of this Indian Harley Davidson have threatened the government to stage a hunger strike at Rajghat alongside AAP M.L.A Sanjeev Jha, but only with a different motive if the ban is not reversed within 12 hours.

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