Pakistan prepares for the Champions Trophy final!


After beating Bangladesh in a one sided second semi final match of Champions Trophy 2017, India is all set to humiliate the Pakistanis in the final match. While the Indian players were enjoying their day after beating their opponent, Pakistan was busy preparing for the finals. No! don't amuse yourself with the fact that they have been net practising or something else. They were actually busy ordering 'rotis' on Foodpanda and Swiggy's. 

This was first noticed when Foodpanda reached out to us about the fact that humongous demand is being recorded from Pakistan for 'rotis' but without any vegetables or dal to accompany it. Foodpanda, explaining to us its ordeal informed us that they do not deliver outside the country but a few RSS memebers convinced them, that the delivery must be made in order for the Men in Blue to humiliate the Green Shits once again. The major concern that still remains is, how will the food scarced Pakistan send all of these 'rotis' to England for their team's rescue. Some believe that they will take help of Dawood Ibrahim's hawala system. For every 10000 rotis that Pakistani people manage to order and have received, England will give one roti to Pakistani players.

Later yesterday, Pakistani P.M Nawaz Sharif was seen holding a press conference to express his gratitude to the Great Britain for this favour. He, later apologised to the Englishmen for his boys' play and promised that no such stupid acts will be repeated ever again.He didn't even hesitate to say that 'Boys didn't play well', which is supposed to be the pidgin of Pakistani players. It is believed that Britain promised to install a 'Roti Factory' in Islamabad after seeing the promising conviction in Nawaz Sharif's voice. 

At this sad moment in Pakistani people's life, the big hearted Indian P.M Mr. Narendra Modi has promised to expand the operations of famous "Kaake Di Hatti" from Old Delhi Railway station into Pakistan. He aims to provide food to atleast one third population of the Islamic food haphazarded nation. Mr. Amit Shah, president of B.J.P states that the P.M is a big fan of Men in Blue and he wouldn't want them to finish off the neighbouring team like a Lion kills a deer. He wants the fight to be interesting and worth watching, although the kill is already known to happen on the 18th of June.

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