Syllablic Life, Transgressing Nature

Amidst growing support for the pro-nationalistic theme in India, the Punjab C.M Capt. Amarinder has banned riding the Royal Enfield(RE) bikes a.k.a 'Bult' in the state. The decision came after Arnab Goswami exposed (continues to do so as I write this article) several of Congress's and it's allies' leaders on his allegedly jingoistic channel. The last time any indigenous automobile company faced such ban was when SC banned the diesel vehicles above 2000cc. There have been anticipations in the media that the move has been inspired to hide Mr. Shashi Tharoor, who has been on the run since the #SunandaMurderTape went viral. Apparently, by the looks of the medical records of the Congress leader it seems he is wary of loud sound. Exactly the reason he doesn't like Arnab Goswami and loves Dr. Manmohan Singh in the first place. Bult or Bullet as you may like to call it, is characterized by the deafening sound of its silencer (wondering how the word 'silencer'...

After Arnab exposed 19 revealing audio tapes of the forgotten Sunanda Pushkar murder case, Congress leader and the main suspect, Mr. Shashi Tharoor took to Twitter to take a jab at Arnab. The tweet soon went viral due to the overqualified English he used to convey his disappointment to the mass. Half of the Indians ignored because English is too much to carry, the other half were at the Amazon and Flipkart apps to buy the latest edition of Oxford Dictionary. Well, Twitter had its laugh, so now I present a fictional statement of Mr. Shashi Tharoor on Triple Talaq. "The dinkum sporadic growth of Triple Talaq and it's murky ways to attenuate the milquetoast muslim women in India is a clue of woebegone efforts to enfeeble their women. These women have been incessantly hegemonized by the men of their theology. The history has been the corroboration of exoneration of these men from their fidelity. Every time they had to do something sagacious to edify themselves they hide in Shari...

New Delhi :  In one of the most unprecedented incidents, Drishta, a girl from one of the most posh places of the national capital, Vasant Vihar, South Delhi has perplexed the whole nation by joining the 'Gaurakshak Dal' . A South Delhi girl barely drinks milk let alone saving cows. While this cow  brigade is receiving flak from the libtards for being disrespectful of their food habits, many are still joining the group (in a belief that one of the cows may turn out to be Kamdhenu). Although, the reason behind her admission into this group is still unknown, people think she has been manipulated into liking cows which is very unlikely of South Delhi girls. Before the news could go viral we managed to hook up a meeting with her. In our interview we found out the real reason for this bizzare decision. Drishta is an Economics Honours student in SRCC, Delhi University. She tells us, she was admitted into D.U after her father payed the down payment for the VC's Jaguar, last year. ...

गोरखपुर : हाल ही में उत्तर प्रदेश के नव निर्वाचित मुख्यमंत्री योगी आदित्यनाथ जी ने उत्तर प्रदेश के सरकारी विद्यालयों में अध्यापको की तस्वीर को दीवारो पर चस्पा करने का आद...

Despite being an off season, U.P will be the transporter of Tomatoes across Indian territory this year. In the wake of supportive weather conditions, the state of Uttar Pradesh has managed to grow a bumper quantity of Tomatoes while the other states' Tomato cultivating farmers are bearing losses.  Also called the 'Green Gold' in the agricultural terminology, this red fruit is the key ingredient in Indian Politics. You may want to ask how! Well, Tomato derives it's importance into the Indian Politics due to its soft nature(Irony, how a soft thing is used in hardcore uses). It is a well known fact that this fruit has a thin outer layer and a sluggish interior. It's a matter of wrong guidance while holding it and a little pressure, before it blasts itself into smithereens like the suicide bombers of ISIS. There have been incidents when people have hurled Tomatoes at politicians as a mark of protest against their schemes, government system etc. In time, due to the sh...

राजधानी दिल्ली में लोग छोटी छोटी बातों पर आपा खो रहे हैं। ताजा मामला उत्तर प्रदेश के नोएडा के सीमावर्ती इलाके दल्लूपुरा का है जहाँ एक दुकानदार ने अपने ग्राहक को मोमो की चट...

Tring...Tring (my alarm buzzed) The clock hit 10:45 am. I woke up from my deep sleep after hearing to the sounds of blaring loudspeakers (No! not the ones Sonu Sood mentioned to make Sonu Nigam go bald) "It is requested of all of you to gather at the community centre for the next Mann ki baat session" It made me think why should a guy be woken up early in the morning(11 A.M) to listen to the PM(who actually has something to talk about), such inconsideration of people's sentiments. Anyways, I shaked off my laziness, freshened up quick and bolted to the community centre. When I reached there I read a banner say, "Mr. PM will talk about legalisation of Marijuana today, kindly be present" I was jumpy after a disturbed sleep but anyhow managed to enter the hall where the program would go live. Finally, someone was talking about employment for the deranged poor people who can afford to sell 'Score' (not the one with a 'k', you pervs!). So, final...