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South Delhi girl joins the Gaurakshak Dal

New Delhi :  In one of the most unprecedented incidents, Drishta, a girl from one of the most posh places of the national capital, Vasant Vihar, South Delhi has perplexed the whole nation by joining the 'Gaurakshak Dal' . A South Delhi girl barely drinks milk let alone saving cows. While this cow  brigade is receiving flak from the libtards for being disrespectful of their food habits, many are still joining the group (in a belief that one of the cows may turn out to be Kamdhenu). Although, the reason behind her admission into this group is still unknown, people think she has been manipulated into liking cows which is very unlikely of South Delhi girls. Before the news could go viral we managed to hook up a meeting with her. In our interview we found out the real reason for this bizzare decision. Drishta is an Economics Honours student in SRCC, Delhi University. She tells us, she was admitted into D.U after her father payed the down payment for the VC's Jaguar, last year. ...

दिल्ली में मोमो की चटनी का राजनीतिकरण!

राजधानी दिल्ली में लोग छोटी छोटी बातों पर आपा खो रहे हैं। ताजा मामला उत्तर प्रदेश के नोएडा के सीमावर्ती इलाके दल्लूपुरा का है जहाँ एक दुकानदार ने अपने ग्राहक को मोमो की चट...

Bahubali! A trick by the RSS?

"WHY DID KATTAPPA KILL BAHUBALI?" This was a burning question in the year that went past us. Much more burning and invoking than 'The Newshour' by Arnab Goswami. I wonder why did Arnab not ask this question when he had the chance. Anyways, I suggest Mr. S.S Rajamouli should be awarded with Nobel Peace Prize for finally revealing why did Kattappa kill Bahubali. There were instances of lovers breaking up, peddlers getting killed, muslims joining ISIS, all because they couldn't find the key to the mystery. Some people believe that Salman Khan's 'Hit & Run' case of 2002 was the aftermath of this question. It is said that Salman went into the future to see Bahubali that day. He did love the film but was so overwhelmed by the Kattappa suspense that he ran his car over the pedestrians(So sorry! I meant the driver). Let's leave it be because he got acquitted at the end of the day, giving us another chance to watch his super logical films, which probab...

Why did Delhi ditch Shri Arvind Kejriwal for dengue?

A mass movement in favour of Jan Lokpal was launched in 2010 by Shri Anna Hazare ji. The movement gave a prominent leader to the society who was ready to fight the deep rooted corruption in our country. That leader was ARVIND KEJRIWAL, a bureaucrat who was willing to fight for the country's people. He had seen the system work but never knew how the system worked. Anyways, he jumped into this dirty ground to clean it from within (nice job until now, scoffs). In 2012 he launched his political carrer with AAP itself. The name was enough to connect the mass with the party. He was acknowledging a massive support now, not just from India but from foreign too. He was sworn in as the C.M of Delhi twice, once in 2013 and then in 2015, to stay, in the latter event. It's been 2 years since then, national & state politics had seen it's ups and downs but there was this one man who never missed the media headlines. Yes, he was his highness himself Shri Arvind ji. No matter what the...